Monday, January 21, 2019

Kitna back home?

A noted anglophile reports that he is interested in John Kitna returning as head coach as of January 21, 2019.  "I just don't see how Zac Taylor will be available soon enough to help this season."  If Zac falls through and Kitna signs with Dallas the only remaining choices are Hue Jackson or the return of the Marvin.  And there are fans that will go on a hunger strike to prevent that.


  1. I have decided to hire Zac Taylor as coach on the condition that he accepts the contract I presented him in Los Angeles. If he balks at my terms, I will hire Hue Jackson once the fans quiet down outside my office. I plan on introducing Hue when Katie and Troy go on spring break with their kids.

  2. I don't see how this is not tampering. Plus are you sure Zac is not felding offers from other teams?