Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Giants to ruin team for years

According to an anonymous source, my cousin is a giants fan but I haven't talked to him, the Giants will trade draft picks for Joe Flacco.  Flacco is a great fit for the Giants vertical passing game and the G-men have a stable of star recievers to complement the ground pounding attack of Barkley.  Other sources report that the giants will pick Kyler Murray with the 6th pick.  This author finds that strategy mildly retarded.  Why waste a pick on a guy who isnt physically able to play in the NFL?


  1. It is well known that this author has an irrational hatred of short people. Anything he says about Kyler Murray should be disregarded.

  2. Are we claiming he is not 5'10"? Is he shorter?