Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Eli Manning a Bengal

Noted anglophile speculates that given the breakdown of talks Eli Manning is on the market.  Eli thinks that quarterbacking for the Bengals is a lose lose proposition.  No offensive line to protect him and he does not want the comparison to Andy Dalton.  Manning would be interested in the head cooach position.  Mike Brown believes that QB is the most important position and if a QB coach can be HC. Why can't a QB?  Andy Dalton could not be reached for comment on taking the HC job himself.

In other news Mike Brown was seen eating lunch at Blue Ash chili.  When the bill was presented he offered to 'flip' the waitress for the bill and tip.  Mike won the coin toss and enjoyed his free lunch.  The rumor that he used a two headed coin cannot be confirmed.

4 comments:

  1. Mike Brown was overheard saying "I loves me some heat, but I gets the screams the next day."

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  2. I am very fond of Peyton Manning. Is he interested in working for me?

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  3. You're Mike Brown, call him yourself!

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  4. I prefer to delegate this function, Mr Sig. I like your site. Do you do draft previews or analysis to help my scouting department? We are very interested in this Murray fella that played at OU. I was not aware Ohio University had a team but I hear he is a good prospect.

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