Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Fan club

Lets get the Zac Taylor fan club started early. I say the bengals finish 11 and 5.  Who's with me?

Monday, February 4, 2019

No faith

I do not believe the Bengals can win under current ownership.  The NFL needs to remove the Brown family

Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Eli Manning a Bengal

Noted anglophile speculates that given the breakdown of talks Eli Manning is on the market.  Eli thinks that quarterbacking for the Bengals is a lose lose proposition.  No offensive line to protect him and he does not want the comparison to Andy Dalton.  Manning would be interested in the head cooach position.  Mike Brown believes that QB is the most important position and if a QB coach can be HC. Why can't a QB?  Andy Dalton could not be reached for comment on taking the HC job himself.

In other news Mike Brown was seen eating lunch at Blue Ash chili.  When the bill was presented he offered to 'flip' the waitress for the bill and tip.  Mike won the coin toss and enjoyed his free lunch.  The rumor that he used a two headed coin cannot be confirmed.

Monday, January 21, 2019

Homeless problem in cincy

Mike Brown tossed a quarter into the hat of a homeless man playing a drum at lunch time in Cincinnati today.  Brown then took back 23 cents change.  Helping the community he said unironically.

Kitna back home?

A noted anglophile reports that he is interested in John Kitna returning as head coach as of January 21, 2019.  "I just don't see how Zac Taylor will be available soon enough to help this season."  If Zac falls through and Kitna signs with Dallas the only remaining choices are Hue Jackson or the return of the Marvin.  And there are fans that will go on a hunger strike to prevent that.

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Giants to ruin team for years

According to an anonymous source, my cousin is a giants fan but I haven't talked to him, the Giants will trade draft picks for Joe Flacco.  Flacco is a great fit for the Giants vertical passing game and the G-men have a stable of star recievers to complement the ground pounding attack of Barkley.  Other sources report that the giants will pick Kyler Murray with the 6th pick.  This author finds that strategy mildly retarded.  Why waste a pick on a guy who isnt physically able to play in the NFL?

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Kyler Murray

Is he a first round draft pick?  This author says nay.  Lets hear your arguments.